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    The Joke
    No flight ever leaves on time unless you are
    running
    late and need the
    delay to make the flight.

    If you
    are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest
    gate
    within the terminal.

    If you arrive very early for a flight, it
    inevitably will be delayed.

    Flights never leave from Gate #1 at
    any terminal in the world.

    If you must work on your flight, you
    will experience turbulence as soon
    as
    you touch pen to paper. Or
    start to drink your coffee.

    If you are assigned a middle seat,
    you can determine who has the seats
    on
    the aisle and the window
    while you are still in the boarding area. Just
    look for the two
    largest passengers.

    Only passengers seated in window seats ever have
    to get up to go to the
    lavatory.

    The crying baby on board is
    always seated next to you.

    The best-looking woman/man on your
    flight is never seated next to you.

    The less carry-on luggag
    e space available on an aircraft, the more
    carry-on luggage
    passengers will bring aboard.
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