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    The Joke
    An award should go to the United Airlines gate
    agent in
    Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point,
    when confronted
    with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as
    cargo. During the final
    days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a
    crowded United flight was
    canceled.

    A single agent was rebooking
    a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
    Suddenly, an angry
    passenger pushed his way to the desk.

    He slapped his ticket down on the
    counter and said, "I HAVE to be on
    this flight and it has to be
    FIRST CLASS."

    The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to
    try to help you,
    but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm
    sure we'll be able
    to work something out."

    The passenger
    was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
    behind him
    could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?"

    Without hesitating,
    the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public
    address microp
    hone. "May I have your attention please?" she began, her
    voice
    bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at the

    gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his

    identity, please come to gate 17."

    With the folks behind him in
    line laughing hysterically, the man glared
    at the United agent,
    gritted his teeth and swore "F--- you."

    Without flinching, she smiled
    and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll
    have to stand in line for
    that, too."
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