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    The Joke
    A man named Mr. Smith was
    flying from San
    Francisco to LA.
    Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along
    the way. The flight
    attendant explained that there would be a
    delay, and if the passengers
    wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane
    would re-board in 30 minutes.
    Everybody got off the plane except one
    gentleman who was blind. Mr.
    Smith had noticed him as he walked by
    and could tell the blind man had
    flown before because his Seeing
    Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats
    in front of him throughout
    the entire flight.

    Mr. Smith could also tell he had flown this
    very flight before because
    the pilot approached him, and calling him
    by name, said Keith, we're
    in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would
    you like to get off and stretch
    your legs?"

    Keith replied,
    "No thanks, but maybe the dog would like to stretch his
    legs".


    Now, picture this: All the people in the gate area came to
    a complete
    quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot
    walk off the
    plane with the Seeing Eye dog!

    The pilot was
    even wearing sunglasses.

    People scattered. They not only tried
    to change planes, but they were
    trying to change airlines!
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