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    The Joke
    A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,

    "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. I'm

    all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all
    polar
    bear, and her parents are all polar bear."
    Still unsure the
    baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I
    pure polar
    bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. I'm all
    polar bear, your
    father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear,
    and his
    parents are all polar bear."

    Still not convinced the baby polar
    bear goes to his grandparents and
    asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I
    all polar bear?" His grandmother
    answers, "Of course you are
    sweetie. We're all polar bear, your mother is
    all polar bear, your
    father is all polar bear, and his parents are all
    polar bear. Why do you
    ask sweetie?"

    The baby polar bears replies, "Because I'm
    f****** freezing!"
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