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    The Joke
    Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

    Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.

    When
    they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little

    Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's

    parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say

    about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before
    going
    to the neighbors.

    He said "Now, son... that poor baby
    was born without any ears. I want
    you to be on your best behavior
    and not say one word about his ears or
    I am really going to spank
    you when we get back home."

    "I promise not to mention his ears at
    all" said Little Johnny.

    At the neighbors home, Little Johnny
    leaned over in the crib and
    touched the baby's hand He looked at
    it's mother and said "Oh What a
    Beautiful little baby". The mother
    said "Thank you very much, Little
    Johnny."

    He then
    said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little
    feet.
    Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did his doctor say

    that he can see good?"

    The Mother said "why, yes Johnny... his
    doctor said he has 20/20
    vision.

    Little Johnny said "well,
    its a darn good thing, cause he sure
    couldn't wear glasses!!!
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