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    The Joke
    An
    investment counselor decided to go out
    on her own. She was shrewd and diligent,
    so business kept coming
    in, and pretty soon she realized that she
    needed an in-house counsel.
    The investment banker began to interview young
    lawyers.

    "As
    I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the

    first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must

    be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Mayberry, are you an

    honest lawyer?"

    "Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me
    tell you something about
    honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father
    lent me $15,000 for my
    education, and I paid back every penny the
    minute I tried my very first
    case."

    "Impressive. And what sort
    of case was that?" asked the investment
    counselor.

    The
    lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the
    money."
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