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    The Joke
    A drunk gets
    up from the bar and heads for
    the bathroom. A few minutes
    later,
    a loud, blood curdling scream
    is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes
    after
    that, another
    loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender
    goes
    into
    the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's

    all the

    screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

    "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to

    flush,something

    comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

    With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says... "You

    idiot!"
    "You're sitting on the mop bucket!
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