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    The Joke
    Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing

    home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies
    pulled
    out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and
    continued
    smoking.

    The lady asked, "What's that?"

    "A
    condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette
    doesn't
    get wet."

    "Where did you get it?" the other lady asked.


    "You can get them at any drugstore."

    The next day, the first
    lady hobbled herself down to the local
    drugstore and announced to
    the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The
    guy looked at her
    kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years
    of age), but
    politely asks what brand she prefers.

    "It doesn't matter as long
    as it fits a Camel."

    The pharmacist fainted.
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