|
| Dirty jokes |
| Categor |
More Jokes |
| Total Hits |
270 |
| Rating |
 |
| Total Comments |
0 |
| The Joke |
Little Mary was not the best
student in
Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day
the teacher
called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who
created
the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic
boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
rear. "God
Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very
good," and Mary fell
back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked
Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior,"
but Mary didn't even stir from
her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to
the rescue, and stuck her
again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and
the teacher said, "Very
good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third
question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third
child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her
with the pin. This time Mary
jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
damn thing in me one m
ore time, I'll break it in half!" |
| Rate this
joke |
|
|
| Send this joke
to your friends |
|
|
|
