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    The Joke
    Four workers
    were discussing how smart their
    dogs were. The first was an engineer
    who said his dog could draw.
    His dog's name was "T-Square", and he
    told him to get some paper and
    draw a square, a circle and a triangle,
    which he did with no sweat.

    The accountant said he thought his dog, "Balance", could do better.

    He told him to fetch a dozen cookies and divide them into piles of

    three, which he did with no problem.
    The chemist said that was
    a very good stunt, but that his dog,
    "Apothecary", could do better
    yet. He told his dog to get a quart of milk and
    pour seven ounces
    into a ten ounce glass. Apothecary did this without a
    three men agreed their dogs were equally smart. They turned to the

    Civil Servant and asked him what his dog could do. The Civil Servant

    called his dog, whose name was "Coffee break", and said, "Show the

    fellows what you can do, old buddy." Coffee Break then stroll
    ed over and
    ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper,
    screwed the other
    three dogs and claimed he injured his back while
    doing so. He then filed
    a grievance for unsafe conditions, applied
    for Workers' Compensation,
    and left for home on sick leave.
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