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    The Joke
    Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one
    Scottish, are out walking
    along the beach together one day. They come
    across a lantern and a Genie
    pops out of it. "I will give you each
    one wish, that's three wishes in
    total", says the
    Genie.

    The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his

    Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans

    full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye

    FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed,
    so he
    said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that
    no one
    will get in for all eternity."

    Again, with a blink of
    the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall
    around
    England.

    The Irishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this

    wall." The Genie explains, "well, it's about 150 feet high, 50
    feet
    thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or ou
    t."

    The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
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