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    The Joke
    Recently, Germany
    conducted some scientific
    exploration involving their best scientists. Core
    drilling samples
    of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the
    core
    examinations, small pieces of copper were discovered. After running
    many
    arduous tests on these samples, the German government announced
    that
    the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone

    network.

    Naturally, the British government was not that easily
    impressed. So
    they ordered their own scientists to take their core
    samples at a depth of
    100m. From these samples, they found small pieces
    of glass and soon
    announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago
    already had a nationwide
    optical fibre network.

    Irish
    scientists were outraged. So immediately after this announcement,
    they
    ordered their scientist to take samples at a depth of 200m but
    found
    absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Irish 55,000
    h
    years ago were an even more advanced civilisation, as they
    already had a
    mobile telephone network in place.
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