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    The Joke
    Farmer Brown decided his
    injuries from the
    accident were serious enough to take the trucking company

    (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking
    company's
    fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown. "Didn't you say, at
    the
    scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the lawyer.

    Farmer
    Brown responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just

    loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..."

    "I didn't ask for any
    details," the lawyer interrupted, "just
    answer the question. Did
    you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm

    fine'!"

    Farmer Brown said, "Well I had just gotten Bessie into the trailer and

    I was driving down the road..."

    The lawyer interrupted again
    and said, "Judge, I am trying to
    establish the fact that, at the
    scene of the accident, this man told the
    Highway Patrolman on the scene
    that he was just fine. Now several weeks after
    the accident he
    is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
    Please tell
    him to simply answer the question."

    By this time the Judge was
    fairly interested in Farmer Brown's answer
    and said to the lawyer,
    "I'd like to hear what he has to say about
    his favorite mule
    Bessie."

    Brown thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was
    saying, I had
    just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and
    was driving
    her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and
    trailer ran the stop
    sign and smacked my truck right in the
    side."

    He continued, "I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown
    into
    the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move.
    However, I
    could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in
    terrible
    shape just by her groans."

    "Shortly after the
    accident a highway patrolman came on the scene. He
    could hear Bessie
    moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he
    looked at h
    er, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then
    the
    patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked
    at
    me."

    Finally, farmer Brown came to the end of the story. "The
    patrolman
    looked at me and said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I
    had to shoot
    her. How are YOU feeling'?"
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