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    The Joke
    A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
    down the road, when
    the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a
    farmhouse nearby, the farmer
    informed them that he had only one spare
    room, and that it had only two
    twin beds.

    They were welcome
    to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn.
    After much
    discussion, the hindu volunteered to go to the barn. A few
    moments later, a
    knock on the bedroom door, and the hidu explained that
    there was a
    cow in the barn, and cows are sacred and he could not possibly

    sleep in the barn with a cow.

    Annoyed, the rabbi volunteered. A few
    moments later, a knock on the
    door. The rabbi explained that there
    was a pig in the barn and that he,
    being very orthodox, could not
    possibly spend the evening in the barn
    with the origin of
    pork.

    Finally the lawyer said that he would go to the barn. A few moments

    later there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the p
    ig!
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