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    The Joke
    A fellow finds himself in front of

    the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in

    heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.

    For
    example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St.
    Peter
    told him that's bad.

    Was he generous? give money to the poor?
    Charities? No? St. Peter told
    him that that too was bad.

    Did
    he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter

    was becoming concerned.

    Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody
    does something nice
    sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help.
    Now think!"

    The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of
    a store and
    found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They
    had taken her purse
    and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing
    her.

    I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the
    crowd, and got
    her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I t
    hen went up to the
    biggest, baddest biker and told him how
    despicable, cowardly and mean he
    was and then spat in his face".


    "Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?


    "Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man.
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