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    The Joke
    It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael
    and Tim, passed over at
    the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly
    Gates, they were met by ST.
    Patrick himself, and he addressed the
    boys thusly: "Lads, I'm here to
    welcome you to heaven where you
    will spend eternity. Just remember one
    thing, when you go through
    these gates, don't step on any of the ducks
    or you'll be punished for
    eternity. Sean went in first and was amazed
    to see that the entire
    ladscape was encompassed by ducks, and try as he
    might, sure enough
    he stepped on one. He was immediately joined by one
    of the homliest
    colleens he's ever laid eyes on, and she said,"Well
    love, you
    stepped on a duck and now we're together for all time."And
    of course
    the exact same thing happened to Michael only his companion
    was even
    the worse for wear. By this time Tim was absolutely terrified.
    And
    he gingerly managed to make it most of the way across the cou
    rt
    without stepping on a single duck. Suddenly, his arm was taken
    by a young
    lass. Tim looked over and beheld the most beautiful,
    graceful, blue-eyed
    woman he's ever seen in all his life. He gasped,
    "I don't understand
    it!" The young beauty answered, "Well I'm
    sure I don't either, I
    was walking along minding my own business,
    when all of a sudden I stepped
    on a duck."
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