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    The Joke
    A priest and a taxi driver both died
    and went to heaven. St. Peter
    was at the Pearly gates waiting for
    them.

    'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.


    The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a
    mansion.
    It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an
    olympic
    size pool.

    'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.


    Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk
    bed
    and a little old television set.

    'Wait, I think you
    are a little mixed up', said the priest.
    'Shouldn't I be the one
    who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went
    to church every
    day, and preached God's word.'

    'Yes, that's true. But
    during your sermons people slept. When the
    taxi driver drove, everyone
    prayed.'
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