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    The Joke
    Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and

    discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times,"

    Bill says.

    "Thought?" Steve asks. "What do you mean?"


    "Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing

    to do with me," Bill says.

    "Wasn't that love?" Steve asks.


    "No, that was obsession," Bill explains. "Then two years ago, I

    cared very deeply for an attractive woman who didn't understand
    me."

    "Wasn't that love?" asks Steve.

    "No, that was
    lust," Bill replies. "And just last year, I met a
    woman while I was on a
    cruise. She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great
    conversationalist
    and had a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her
    on that
    ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of my
    stomach."


    "Well, wasn't that love," asks Steve.

    "No. That was
    motion sickness!" Bill replies.
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