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    The Joke
    An old man was critically
    ill. Feeling that
    death was near, he
    called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer.
    How much is
    it or the express degree you told me
    about?"

    "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
    why
    do you want to become a lawyer?"

    "That's my business! Get me the
    course!"

    Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His
    lawyer
    was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be
    paid.

    Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
    it was
    clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
    lawyer leaned
    over and said, "please, before it's too late,
    tell me why you
    wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
    you died?"

    In a
    faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
    "One less
    lawyer . . ."
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