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    The Joke
    The producer of a low budget film is

    trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work
    by
    telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast.


    "First of all," he tells him, "We've got Gibson in the lead."


    The director is surprised, "You got Mel Gibson?"

    "Well, no,"
    the Producer responds, "we got Marvin Gibson, he's a
    distant cousin
    who lives in Queens, but he's very up and coming. And
    besides,
    we've also got Redford."

    "You got Robert Redford?" the director
    asks.

    "No, we got Jeremy Redford, but he's very talented and
    has lots of
    acting experience from years of dinner theater. But," he
    says
    enthusiastically, " we've got Streisand and in a singing
    role."

    "Barbara Streisand?" he asks.

    "No, Elizabeth
    Streisand." The Producer responds. "But she's got a
    great voice. AND
    we've got Goulet."

    "You got Robert Goulet?" the director asks.


    "Yeah," the producer replies glumly, "we got Robert
    Goulet."
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