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    The Joke
    A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together
    on a
    train, and the Rabbi
    leans over and asks, "So how high can
    you advance in your
    organization?"

    The Priest says "If I am
    lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop."

    "Well, could you get any
    higher than that?" asks the Rabbi.

    "I suppose that if my works
    are seen in a very good light that I might
    be made an ArchBishop"
    said the Priest a bit cautiously.

    "Is there any way that you might
    go higher than that?"

    "If all the Saints should smile, I guess I
    could be made a Cardinal"

    "Could you be anything higher than a
    Cardinal?" probed the Rabbi.

    Hesitating a little bit, the Priest
    said "I supose that I could be
    elected Pope, but..."

    So the
    Rabbi says "And could you be anything higher than that?,
    is there any
    way to go up from being the Pope?"

    "What!!! I should be the
    Messiah himself!?!"

    The Rabbi leaned back and said "One of ou
    r boys made it."
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