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    The Joke
    Sister Mary burst into the office of the

    principal of Our Lady
    of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an
    advanced state of
    agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you
    hear this!"

    The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, "
    Now just calm
    down and tell me what has you so excited?" "Well,
    father" the nun
    began, "I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and
    I
    heard some of the older boys wagering money!"

    "A serious
    infraction, indeed!" said the priest.

    "But that's not what has
    me so excited, father" replied the nun,
    "it was WHAT they were
    wagering ON! They had wagered on a
    contest to see who could urinate the
    highest on the wall!!"

    "What an incredible wager!" exclaimed the
    priest, "What did you
    do?"

    "Well, I hit the CEILING,
    father."

    "How much did you win?"
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