Free SMS, SMS Collection, Quiz, Free E-cards, Funny Pictures, Games, Jokes, News, Forums, Chat
Home | Most Visited Jokes |  Add Joke | Top Rated Jokes |  # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Joke categories

  • Animal Jokes
  • Animal World
  • April Fools Jokes
  • At Work
  • Aviation Jokes
  • Bar Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes
  • Blonds
  • Business Jokes
  • Camping Jokes
  • Celebrities
  • Children
  • Christmas Jokes
  • Clean Jokes
  • Comedian Jokes
  • Common Jokes
  • Computer Jokes
  • Computers
  • Computing Jokes
  • Dirty Jokes
  • Doctor Jokes
  • Drunks
  • Dumb Jokes
  • Elderly
  • Elderly Jokes
  • Ethnic
  • Ethnical Jokes
  • Farming Jokes
  • Festival Jokes
  • Food Jokes
  • Foreigners
  • Free Jokes
  • Funny Jokes
  • Gender Jokes
  • Golf Jokes
  • Instrument Jokes
  • Irish Jokes
  • Job/Office Jokes
  • Kids Jokes
  • Language Jokes
  • Lawyer Jokes
  • Legal
  • Marriage Jokes
  • Medicine
  • Men
  • Men Jokes
  • Military Jokes
  • Miscellaneous
  • Mixed Jokes
  • Mom/Dad Jokes
  • Other Jokes
  • Ouch
  • Police Jokes
  • Political Jokes
  • Politics
  • Practical Jokes
  • Real Jokes
  • Red Indian Jokes
  • Redneck Jokes
  • Relationships
  • Religion
  • School
  • Science
  • Situations
  • Sport Jokes
  • Sports
  • Stats/Math Jokes
  • Travel
  • Travel Jokes
  • War
  • Women
  • Women Jokes
  • Yo Mama Jokes
  • More Jokes
  • Religious jokes
    Categor More Jokes
    Total Hits 251
    Rating
    Total Comments 0
    The Joke
    Seymour was a good and pious man, and when
    he passed away,
    the Lord
    himself greeted him at the pearly gates
    of heaven.
    "Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked.
    "I could eat,"
    said Seymour.
    The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared
    it.
    While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hell and

    noticed
    the inhabitants devouring enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries
    and
    vodka.
    The next day, the Lord again asked Seymour if he were
    hungry, and
    Seymour
    again said, "I could eat."
    Once again, a
    can of tuna was opened and shared, while down below
    Seymour

    noticed a feast of caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy, and

    chocolates.
    The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna
    was opened.
    Meekly, Seymour said, "Lord, I am very happy to be be
    in heaven as a
    reward for the good life I lived. But, this is
    heaven, and all I get to
    eat is tuna. But in the Other Place, they e
    at like Kings. I just don't
    understand."
    "To be honest,
    Seymour," the Lord said, "for just two people, does
    it pay
    to
    cook?"
    Rate this joke
    Send this joke to your friends
    Your Name :     :
    Friend #1 email :
    Friend #2 email :
    Friend #3 email :
    Friend #4 email :
    Friend #5 email :

    Copyright © jokes.atrochatro.com