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    The Joke
    An
    American touring Spain
    stopped at a local restaurant following a day
    of sightseeing. While
    sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling,
    scrumptious looking platter
    being served at the next table. Not only
    did
    it look good, the
    smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is
    that
    you
    just served?"

    The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent
    taste! Those are
    bulls
    testicles from the bull fight this
    morning. A delicacy!"

    The American, though momentarily daunted, said,
    "What the hell, I'm
    on
    vacation! Bring me an order!"

    The
    waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
    per

    day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come

    early
    tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save
    you this
    delicacy!"

    The next morning, the American returned,
    placed his order, and then
    that
    evening he was served the
    one and only special delicacy of the day.
    After a few bites, and
    inspecting the contents of his platter, he
    called
    to the waiter
    and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
    smaller
    than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

    The waiter shrugged his
    shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes
    the
    bull wins."
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