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    The Joke
    There once was a baby
    elephant and
    a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For
    no
    reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail,
    really
    hard.

    Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up,
    is by the same
    river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when
    the same turtle that
    bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders
    up to the river.

    The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the
    turtle as hard as he can,
    sending him flying way off into the jungle.
    "Why did you do that?" the
    giraffe asks. "When we both were babies,
    that turtle bit my tail for
    no reason," the elephant replied. "Wow!
    You must have a good memory!"
    exclaimed the giraffe.

    "Yep!"
    said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."
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