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    The Joke
    The
    Indians asked their Chief in autumn,
    if the winter was going to be cold or
    not. Not really knowing an
    answer, the chief replies that the winter
    was going to be cold and
    that the members of the village were to collect
    wood to be
    prepared.

    Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and
    called
    the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be
    cold?"

    The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to
    be quite
    cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his
    people to collect
    even more wood to be prepared.

    A week later he
    called the National Weather Service again, "Is it
    going to be a
    VERY cold winter?"

    "Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a
    very cold winter."

    So the Chief goes back to his people and orders
    them to go and find
    every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks
    later he calls the National
    Weather Service again: "Are you absol
    utely sure, that the winter is
    going to be very
    cold?"

    "Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like

    crazy!"
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