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  • Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
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    Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually theyend up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at theelephant, sees its willy, points to it and says, "Mummy, whatis that long thing?" His mother replies, "That, son, is the elephant's trunk." "No, at the other end.""That, son is the tail." "No, mummy, the thing under the elephant." A short embarrassed silence after which she replies,"That's nothing." The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not beingsatisfied with her answer, asks his father the same question."Daddy, what is that long thing?" "That's the trunk, son," replies the father."No at the other end." "Oh, that is the tail." "No, no daddy, the thing below," asks the son in desperation. "That is the elephants penis. Why do you ask son?" "Well mummy said it was nothing," says the boy. Replies the father: "I tell you, I spoil that woman ..."
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