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  • This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...
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    This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house,he was told that the only way he could play today was if hewas willing to play along with three nuns. He agreed and set off with the nuns in tow. At the first holehe said, after you, and the nuns insisted that he go first. He took a giant swing and sliced it into a nearby bunker."Goddammit!" he said."Oh, my, please refrain from using that kind of languagearound us." said the nun. "I'm so sorry, ma'am, it won't happen again." The nun gets up to the tee and her ball travels about twentyyards, hits a tree, and bounces back behind them. "Well shit, Goddamn, hell, fuck!" exclaims the nun. "Hey, what did you tell me about that?" asks the man. "Yeah, well, you didn't hit a fuckin' tree."
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