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  • Like to screw?
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    It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to thefront door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," hesays. "That's cool" says Bobby.Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobbyreplies politely that they will probably just go to the sodashop or a movie.Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw?I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as aquite a surprise to Bobby-so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it."Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw;she'll screw all night if we let her!"Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan forthe evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minuteslater, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt andannounces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless withanticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house,slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:"Dammit Daddy! It's called the twist!"
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