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  • A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India...
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    A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection."Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.""Yessir," the Sgt. Major replied.A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man."Sergeant-Major! Give this man another 30 dayscompassionate home leave," the Colonel barked.A few months later, same guy, same problem.The Colonel is angry. "Sergeant-Major! Haven't we given thisman two compassionate home leaves?""Yessir," the Sgt. Major replies."Then what's his problem, Sgt. Major?" the Colonel asks.The Sgt. Major salutes and says, "Sir. It's you he's fond of."
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