Blonds Jokes - Free collection of jokes

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1	Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? - Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke	165
2	Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing? - Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wi...Read the whole joke	190
3	Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam? - Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did sh...Read the whole joke	194
4	Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then... - Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to...Read the whole joke	150
5	Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom? - Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a dogie bag for later....Read the whole joke	212
6	Why did the blonde return her new scarf? - Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight....Read the whole joke	160
7	Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? - Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke	204
8	Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? - Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't k...Read the whole joke	223
9	Why do blondes drive BMWs? - Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it....Read the whole joke	179
10	Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? - Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don'...Read the whole joke	173
11	Why do blondes like blonde jokes? - Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular....Read the whole joke	187
12	Why do blondes like lightning? - Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture....Read the whole joke	199
13	Why do blondes use so much shampoo? - Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT...Read the whole joke	174
14	Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? - Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That's the proper place to wash vegetables....Read the whole joke	179
15	Why do brunettes take the pill? - And more on blondes...Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking....Read the whole joke	181
16	Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button? - Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that ...Read the whole joke	204
17	Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC? - Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows...Read the whole joke	181
18	Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month? - Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box ...Read the whole joke	175
19	Why don't blondes use vibrators? - (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent ...Read the whole joke	239
20	Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? - Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them....Read the whole joke	205
21	Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? - Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate...Read the whole joke	195
22	Why was the female blonde confused... - Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She had to pull her own ...Read the whole joke	147
23	Without a horn - Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Weste...Read the whole joke	283

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