| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Prescription
- The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his...Read the whole joke |
813 |
0 |
| 2 |
The President
- Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 3 |
The Priest and the Rabbi.
- A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since thei...Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 4 |
The problem with Santa!
- 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 5 |
The Procrastinator's Creed.
- 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move ...Read the whole joke |
596 |
0 |
| 6 |
The Promotion
- Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal. Johnson: Montreal! "Nothi...Read the whole joke |
276 |
0 |
| 7 |
The Proposition
- The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "P...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 8 |
The Psychiatric Hotline
- "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeated...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 9 |
The Punk and the Old Fart
- There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, sp...Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
| 10 |
The puzzle.
- One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer ...Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 11 |
The Rabbi wants a raise.
- There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
| 12 |
The Rabbi's Advice
- A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is seri...Read the whole joke |
298 |
0 |
| 13 |
The Rabid Neighbor!
- A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling f...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 14 |
The Race
- There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run ...Read the whole joke |
306 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Raffle Ticket
- A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his...Read the whole joke |
443 |
0 |
| 16 |
The rain cloud.
- What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
| 17 |
The Real Cinderella Story
- The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother...Read the whole joke |
296 |
0 |
| 18 |
The real Joe Schmoe!
- Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress h...Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
| 19 |
The Recruits
- Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey johnson!" y...Read the whole joke |
271 |
0 |
| 20 |
The Redneck Capenter...
- Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "W...Read the whole joke |
205 |
0 |
| 21 |
The religious bear.
- In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In h...Read the whole joke |
217 |
0 |
| 22 |
The Ride
- Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. A...Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
| 23 |
The River
- In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After sp...Read the whole joke |
319 |
0.5 |
| 24 |
The Road Runner
- The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners ar...Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
| 25 |
The Rookie Cop...
- The Rookie Cop...A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced...Read the whole joke |
220 |
0 |
