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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
This Santa is ticked off!
- You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs,...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 2 |
This vet must belong to an HMO!
- A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examine...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
| 3 |
Thor the God of Love
- THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits up, stretches and looks around,...Read the whole joke |
287 |
0 |
| 4 |
Those pesky mini-skirts
- In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus. She's ver...Read the whole joke |
236 |
0 |
| 5 |
Thoughts
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 6 |
Thoughts From Women...
- Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.*...Read the whole joke |
177 |
0 |
| 7 |
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
- "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this i...Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
| 8 |
Three breasted hooker
- There's this man who's taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes a whorehouse with ...Read the whole joke |
290 |
0 |
| 9 |
Three Dead Guys
- Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he says, "Well,...Read the whole joke |
816 |
0 |
| 10 |
Three Dickless Guys
- There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor's.The first guy says, "Doctor,...Read the whole joke |
220 |
0 |
| 11 |
Three Dogs
- There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters sho...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
| 12 |
Three Girls
- There were three girls in a bar. One girl says..."I can get a whole hand up my cunt!"Then the second...Read the whole joke |
502 |
0 |
| 13 |
Three Hymns
- One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the peop...Read the whole joke |
287 |
0 |
| 14 |
Three Larry's
- Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you cou...Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 15 |
Three legged Donkey
- What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 16 |
Three Limericks
- Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not. They would say, "Sorry, spor...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 17 |
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
| 18 |
Three mistresses
- There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that he only wants to have one, s...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 19 |
Three Nuns and the Statue
- There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on Makeout Ridge, and they were, well, do...Read the whole joke |
354 |
0 |
| 20 |
Three Proof That Jesus Was...
- Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until t...Read the whole joke |
197 |
0 |
| 21 |
Three Times?
- An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he h...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
| 22 |
Three Wise Women????
- Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They ...Read the whole joke |
147 |
0 |
| 23 |
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
- Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summ...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
| 24 |
Three-legged Dog
- A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to the bar and announces:"I'm lo...Read the whole joke |
257 |
0.5 |
| 25 |
Throw Up!
- Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
