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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
To Computer: Is there a God?
- Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gath...Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
| 2 |
To Drown
- Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallo...Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 3 |
To Fry a Peter
- Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan....Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 4 |
To Have Him Back
- "Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was s...Read the whole joke |
221 |
0 |
| 5 |
To jump or not to jump
- A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a b...Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
| 6 |
To Keep A Man Interested
- What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that smells like beer....Read the whole joke |
221 |
0 |
| 7 |
To My Dear Spouse...
- O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 ...Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
| 8 |
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
- Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel....Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 9 |
To the Dump
- You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bringback more than you took....Read the whole joke |
393 |
0 |
| 10 |
Toddler Miracle Diet!
- New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets...Read the whole joke |
714 |
0 |
| 11 |
Toddler\'s Creed
- If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it awa...Read the whole joke |
455 |
0 |
| 12 |
Together At Last
- Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a m...Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 13 |
Tomato
- Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !...Read the whole joke |
282 |
0 |
| 14 |
Tombstone Epitaph I
- Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzek...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 15 |
Tombstone epitaph II
- Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut d...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 16 |
Tombstone Epitaph IV
- Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon ...Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
| 17 |
Tombstone Epitaph IX
- Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903--Died 1942Looked up the elev...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
| 18 |
Tombstone Epitaph V
- Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the bodyo...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
| 19 |
Tombstone Epitaph VI
- A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whod...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 20 |
Tombstone Epitaph VII
- Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no bus...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 21 |
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
- Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place t...Read the whole joke |
226 |
0 |
| 22 |
Tombstone Epitaph X
- The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally burnedMar...Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
| 23 |
Tombstone Epitaph XV
- In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out of tune....Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
| 24 |
Tongue Twisters
- A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat. He notices im...Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
| 25 |
Tons of Funny One-liners!
- More One-liners worth passing on...Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In ...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
