| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Baby jokes - 17465
- Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas...Read the whole joke |
690 |
0 |
| 2 |
Baby jokes - 17455
- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight?...Read the whole joke |
626 |
0 |
| 3 |
Baby jokes - 17463
- Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they ma...Read the whole joke |
843 |
0 |
| 4 |
Baby jokes - 17462
- Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
thought babies should be pink, so she took this on...Read the whole joke |
815 |
0 |
| 5 |
Baby jokes - 17452
- How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She
didn't take it far enough into the woods....Read the whole joke |
746 |
0 |
| 6 |
Baby jokes - 17453
- What are baby witches
called?
Halloweenies....Read the whole joke |
630 |
0 |
| 7 |
Baby jokes - 17464
- Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given y...Read the whole joke |
823 |
0 |
| 8 |
Baby jokes - 17449
- What would you get if you crossed a new-born
snake
with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa....Read the whole joke |
612 |
0 |
| 9 |
Baby jokes - 17448
- What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes....Read the whole joke |
716 |
0 |
| 10 |
Baby jokes - 17454
- Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into....Read the whole joke |
575 |
0 |
| 11 |
Baby jokes - 17459
- What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of respo...Read the whole joke |
707 |
0 |
| 12 |
Baby jokes - 17457
- Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew:
What's wrong with the old one?...Read the whole joke |
574 |
0 |
| 13 |
Baby jokes - 17461
- It can't go on! It can't go on!
What can't
go on?
This baby's vest ? it's too small for me....Read the whole joke |
632 |
0 |
| 14 |
Baby jokes - 17460
- Why did you drop the
baby?
Well, Mrs
Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to s...Read the whole joke |
540 |
0 |
| 15 |
Baby jokes - 17447
- What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby
snake?
Stop crying and viper your nose....Read the whole joke |
589 |
0 |
| 16 |
Baby jokes - 17466
- A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," sai...Read the whole joke |
632 |
0 |
| 17 |
Baby jokes - 16391
- How can you tell if a snake is a
baby snake?
It has a rattle....Read the whole joke |
657 |
0.5 |
| 18 |
Baby jokes - 16390
- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, baby not....Read the whole joke |
654 |
0 |
| 19 |
Baby jokes - 16389
- What was the policeman's
baby's first words
?
Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !...Read the whole joke |
634 |
0 |
| 20 |
Baby jokes - 16388
- Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
baby in the
world?
She didn't push the pram -...Read the whole joke |
655 |
0 |
| 21 |
Baby jokes - 16387
- What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data....Read the whole joke |
629 |
0 |
| 22 |
Baby jokes - 17450
- What is a baby bee?
A little humbug....Read the whole joke |
597 |
0 |
| 23 |
Baby jokes - 17456
- My new baby is the image of his father.
Never
mind. just so long as he's healthy....Read the whole joke |
569 |
0 |
| 24 |
Baby jokes - 17458
- Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping...Read the whole joke |
679 |
0 |
| 25 |
Baby jokes - 17451
- Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
village?
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-s...Read the whole joke |
820 |
0 |
