| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Bed jokes - 17764
- Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?
Sh...Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
| 2 |
Bed jokes - 17763
- I was once in a play called
Breakfast In Bed.
Did you have a big role?
No, just toast and mar...Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
| 3 |
Bed jokes - 17762
- I don't think my Mom knows much about
children.
Why do you say that? Because she always puts m...Read the whole joke |
480 |
0 |
| 4 |
Bed jokes - 17761
- Why did the composer spend all his time in
bed?
He wrote sheet music....Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
| 5 |
Bed jokes - 17760
- When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
he couldn't
sleep.
Why was that?
She had taken the bed....Read the whole joke |
300 |
0 |
| 6 |
Bed jokes - 17759
- Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
"I've just bought a pig," said the first.
"Bu...Read the whole joke |
304 |
0 |
| 7 |
Bed jokes - 17758
- A little
boy came downstairs crying late one
night.
"What's wrong?" asked his mother.
"Do pe...Read the whole joke |
427 |
0 |
| 8 |
Bed jokes - 17757
- The
hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered
bed and board, but it was
impossible to say whi...Read the whole joke |
313 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bed jokes - 17756
- Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for...Read the whole joke |
342 |
0 |
| 10 |
Bed jokes - 17755
- Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
gooey, bug-eyed monsters
playing tiddley winks ...Read the whole joke |
313 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bed jokes - 17754
- Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed.
Oh, I'm all ...Read the whole joke |
285 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bed jokes - 16413
- What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe....Read the whole joke |
329 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bed jokes - 16414
- What do you call a python with a great bedside
manner?
A snake charmer....Read the whole joke |
309 |
0 |
| 14 |
Bed jokes - 16415
- What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Run!...Read the whole joke |
324 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bed jokes - 16416
- Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's
bed?
Son: I couldn't find a spider....Read the whole joke |
330 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bed jokes - 16412
- Who stole the sheets from the bed?
Bed
buglars....Read the whole joke |
301 |
0 |
| 17 |
Bicycle jokes - 17807
- The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar...Read the whole joke |
323 |
0 |
| 18 |
Bicycle jokes - 17797
- Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Juliet: Really?
Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals....Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bicycle jokes - 17806
- Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance....Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bicycle jokes - 17805
- Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
bicycle and
called out to his mother to watch his...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bicycle jokes - 17804
- What's the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
The road....Read the whole joke |
269 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bicycle jokes - 17803
- I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bicycle jokes - 17799
- What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
with
him?
Because he didn't want to walk in his...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bicycle jokes - 17808
- Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bul...Read the whole joke |
326 |
2.5 |
| 25 |
Bicycle jokes - 17798
- Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
buy?
A penny-farthing....Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
