| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Banana jokes - 17430 - Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside....Read the whole joke |
269 |
0 |
| 2 |
Banana jokes - 17429 - Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch....Read the whole joke |
283 |
0 |
| 3 |
Banana jokes - 17428 - Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty....Read the whole joke |
372 |
0 |
| 4 |
Banana jokes - 17427 - How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long....Read the whole joke |
286 |
0 |
| 5 |
Banana jokes - 17426 - Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing
firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away....Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
| 6 |
Banana jokes - 17425 - What's yellow and always points to the north?
A magnetic banana....Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 7 |
Banana jokes - 17424 - What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An
electric banana....Read the whole joke |
283 |
0 |
| 8 |
Banana jokes - 17423 - Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil:
Banana....Read the whole joke |
283 |
0 |
| 9 |
Banana jokes - 17422 - What's yellow and writes?
A ball-point
banana....Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
| 10 |
Banana jokes - 17421 - What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up....Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
| 11 |
Banana jokes - 17420 - They're not going to grow bananas any
longer.
Really?
Why not?
Because they're long enough...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 12 |
Banana jokes - 17419 - The last time I saw a face like
yours I
threw it a banana....Read the whole joke |
350 |
0 |
| 13 |
Banana jokes - 17418 - Why did the banana go out with the
prune?
Because he couldn't find a date....Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 14 |
Banana jokes - 17417 - Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date....Read the whole joke |
315 |
0 |
| 15 |
Banana jokes - 17416 - How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can'...Read the whole joke |
269 |
0 |
| 16 |
Banana jokes - 16386 - Mandy: Our teacher went on a
special banana
diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but ...Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
| 17 |
Banana jokes - 16382 - Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they
hang around in bunches....Read the whole joke |
293 |
0 |
| 18 |
Banana jokes - 16385 - Tom: What did the banana say to
the elephant?
Nick: I don't know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can'...Read the whole joke |
302 |
0.5 |
| 19 |
Banana jokes - 16384 - Time flies like an
arrow, but fruit flies
like a banana....Read the whole joke |
338 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bar
jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17502 - There was this little guy sitting
inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move ...Read the whole joke |
288 |
2.5 |
| 21 |
Bar
jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17576 - A drunken man was wondering around the
parking lot of
a bar, bumping into every car and then rub...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17500 - A man is in a bar having a
drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks
...Read the whole joke |
322 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16392 - A drunk stammers out of a bar
and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm
Je...Read the whole joke |
347 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17539 - A man stumbles up to the
only other patron in
a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
...Read the whole joke |
303 |
0 |
| 25 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 16393 - There were these three
brothers that were
very close to each other. The brothers always went to ...Read the whole joke |
294 |
0 |