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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Farmer jokes - 21145
- Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When
he turns his cow to pasture....Read the whole joke |
285 |
0 |
| 2 |
Farmer jokes - 21147
- Q: Why can't the
bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no beef....Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
| 3 |
Farmer jokes - 21148
- A husband and wife were driving down a country
lane on their way to visit some friends. They cam...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 4 |
Farmer jokes - 21149
- A bus load of politicians were driving down a
country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, ...Read the whole joke |
343 |
0 |
| 5 |
Farmer jokes - 21150
- A man's car stalled on a country
road one
morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came al...Read the whole joke |
318 |
0 |
| 6 |
Farmer jokes - 21151
- A farmer in the country has a watermelon
patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the...Read the whole joke |
357 |
0 |
| 7 |
Farmer jokes - 21152
- A New York City yuppie moved to the
country
and bought a piece of land. He went to the local fee...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 8 |
Farmer jokes - 21153
- A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
her mother, who immediately demanded an inspectio...Read the whole joke |
305 |
0 |
| 9 |
Farmer jokes - 21154
- An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
| 10 |
Farmer jokes - 21155
- Farmer Brown decided his
injuries from the
accident were serious enough to take the trucking com...Read the whole joke |
369 |
0 |
| 11 |
Farmer jokes - 21156
- Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast
for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was foun...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 12 |
Farmer jokes - 21157
- A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
down the road, when
the car breaks down. Fortuna...Read the whole joke |
338 |
0 |
| 13 |
Farmer jokes - 21158
- A man was driving down a quiet country lane when
out
into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 14 |
Farmer jokes - 21159
- There was a farmer who raised
watermelons.
He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak i...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
| 15 |
Farmer jokes - 21185
- Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull
corn by the ears....Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
| 16 |
Farmer jokes - 21190
- Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
energy,
he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get ...Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
| 17 |
Farmer jokes - 21189
- Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing...Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 18 |
Farmer jokes - 21188
- What did the farmer say when he lost his
tractor
?
Wheres my tractor!...Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
| 19 |
Farmer jokes - 21187
- Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
| 20 |
Farmer jokes - 21186
- What did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once ?
I'm on the horns of a dilemma h...Read the whole joke |
322 |
0 |
| 21 |
Farmer jokes - 21183
- How does a farmer send messages?
By
e-i-e-i-o-mail....Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 22 |
Farmer jokes - 21181
- Camp Woodland was across the
road from a
dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.
'Is tha...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 23 |
Farmer jokes - 21182
- Did you hear about the farmer
who fed
crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay coloured ...Read the whole joke |
325 |
0 |
| 24 |
Farmer jokes - 21191
- Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
farmer who
moved into the next valley and boy, i...Read the whole joke |
236 |
0 |
| 25 |
Farmer jokes - 21184
- What is the difference between a dressmaker and
a
farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
