| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21784
- One day while walking down the street
a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by ...Read the whole joke |
451 |
0 |
| 2 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21785
- Three people die, a Doctor a school
teacher
and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly ...Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 3 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21786
- Two Irish friends
greeted each
other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This
remind...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
| 4 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21787
- It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael
and Tim, passed over at
the same time. Upon encountering ...Read the whole joke |
280 |
0 |
| 5 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21788
- So this trumpet player dies. When he
reaches is
everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Y...Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 6 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21789
- Three men die and go to heaven and
queue to meet St. Peter.
St. Peter: Hi, what's your
name...Read the whole joke |
269 |
0 |
| 7 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21791
- St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
when a man walks
up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What di...Read the whole joke |
445 |
0 |
| 8 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21809
- What do you call the queue of Software
Engineers standing outside Heaven ?
The Y2K deadline !...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 9 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21808
- St. Peter and Satan were having an
argument one day about
baseball. Satan proposed a game to be ...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
| 10 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21807
- A famous professor of surgery
died
and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the
...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 11 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21806
- An angel in heaven was welcoming a new
arrival.
"How did you get here?" he asked.
And the new ...Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 12 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21805
- How do angels greet each other?
They say, Halo....Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
| 13 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21804
- Why did the angel lose her job?
She had harp failure....Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 14 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21803
- Jay:
Does the Bible say that if
you smoke you can't get to
heaven?
Ted: No, but the more you s...Read the whole joke |
271 |
0 |
| 15 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21802
- A cattleman from West
Texas died &
went on to the Great
Beyond. As he approached the great gat...Read the whole joke |
280 |
0 |
| 16 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21801
- Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to
heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell....Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 17 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21800
- A doctor, an engineer, and a
fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
The doctor said how...Read the whole joke |
432 |
0 |
| 18 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21799
- Morty the producer dies and goes to
purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, what...Read the whole joke |
303 |
0 |
| 19 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21798
- A Director arrives below and is met by
Satan
who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a giga...Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
| 20 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21793
- A cat and a mouse died on the same
day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he ask...Read the whole joke |
443 |
0 |
| 21 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 16637
- A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets
to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few
questi...Read the whole joke |
258 |
2.5 |
| 22 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21794
- A religious man is on top of a roof
during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get...Read the whole joke |
467 |
0 |
| 23 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21796
- An accountant dies and
goes to
Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual
ques...Read the whole joke |
418 |
0 |
| 24 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21792
- A priest and a taxi driver both died
and went to heaven. St. Peter
was at the Pearly gates waiti...Read the whole joke |
504 |
0 |
| 25 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21790
- This 85 year old couple, having been
married almost 60
years, had died in a car crash. They had ...Read the whole joke |
293 |
0 |
