| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Lawyer jokes - 23045
- How many lawyers does it take to
change a
lightbulb?
None, they'd rather keep their clients in ...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 2 |
Lawyer jokes - 23008
- A local United Way office realized that it had
never
received a donation from the town's most suc...Read the whole joke |
562 |
0 |
| 3 |
Lawyer jokes - 16693
- A defendant was
on trial for murder. There
was very strong evidence indicating guilt,
but no c...Read the whole joke |
3693 |
0 |
| 4 |
Lawyer jokes - 16694
- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad
in a
lawsuit filed
by an old rancher. The ranc...Read the whole joke |
3521 |
0 |
| 5 |
Lawyer jokes - 16695
- If two lawyers were drowning,
and you could
only save one of
them, would you read the paper or ...Read the whole joke |
3304 |
0 |
| 6 |
Lawyer jokes - 16696
- The bartender asks him
"What'll you have?".
The guy answers,
"A scotch, please". The bartender...Read the whole joke |
2633 |
0 |
| 7 |
Lawyer jokes - 23049
- Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
golf?
Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying...Read the whole joke |
309 |
0 |
| 8 |
Lawyer jokes - 23051
- Why
didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the
lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target ...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
| 9 |
Lawyer jokes - 23050
- A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
his family. Suddenly,
he spotted a fin sticking up...Read the whole joke |
224 |
0 |
| 10 |
Lawyer jokes - 23048
- What do lawyers do after they die?
They lie
still....Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 11 |
Lawyer jokes - 23047
- Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"
Cl...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 12 |
Lawyer jokes - 23046
- Lawyer: "Let me
give you my honest
opinion."
Client: "No, no. I'm paying for professional a...Read the whole joke |
224 |
0 |
| 13 |
Lawyer jokes - 23007
- A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend
asked the
tombstone maker to inscribe on his
tombs...Read the whole joke |
528 |
0 |
| 14 |
Lawyer jokes - 16692
- A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
"Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked.
"The...Read the whole joke |
3798 |
0 |
| 15 |
Lawyer jokes - 23009
- Why don't lawyers play
hide-and-seek?
Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke |
565 |
0 |
| 16 |
Lawyer jokes - 23010
- What's the difference between a lawyer
and
a
trampoline?
You should take your workboots off ...Read the whole joke |
568 |
0 |
| 17 |
Lawyer jokes - 23011
- What is the proper weight for a
lawyer?
About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke |
652 |
0 |
| 18 |
Lawyer jokes - 23012
- It seems that a devout, good couple was about
to get married,
but a tragic car accident ended t...Read the whole joke |
541 |
0 |
| 19 |
Lawyer jokes - 23013
- What is black and brown and looks
good on a
lawyer? A Doberman....Read the whole joke |
569 |
0 |
| 20 |
Lawyer jokes - 23014
- A guy walks into a post office one day
to
see a middle-aged, balding man standing at
the counte...Read the whole joke |
558 |
0 |
| 21 |
Lawyer jokes - 23015
- An old man was critically
ill. Feeling that
death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to b...Read the whole joke |
505 |
0 |
| 22 |
Lawyer jokes - 23016
- A man walks into a friend and sees that his
friend's car
is total loss and covered with leaves,...Read the whole joke |
501 |
0 |
| 23 |
Lawyer jokes - 23017
- A tough case was being argued in court. The
defense attorney,
feeling that he was in trouble, s...Read the whole joke |
515 |
0 |
| 24 |
Lawyer jokes - 23018
- "You seem to have more than the average
share of intelligence for a man of
your background," sn...Read the whole joke |
519 |
0 |
| 25 |
Lawyer jokes - 23019
- A person is in the hospital and asked his
doctor how much time does
he
have left to live. The ...Read the whole joke |
520 |
0 |
