| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Military jokes - 23573
- Q: How many U.S
marines does it take to
screw in a light bulb ?
A: 50. One to screw in the ligh...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
| 2 |
Military jokes - 23574
- Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers
does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: Look, for onl...Read the whole joke |
292 |
0 |
| 3 |
Military jokes - 23575
- Q: How many military information officers
does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: At the presen...Read the whole joke |
293 |
0 |
| 4 |
Military jokes - 23576
- During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly
soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first bat...Read the whole joke |
286 |
0 |
| 5 |
Military jokes - 23577
- A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
put down maximum
liberty. The skeleton crew didn't n...Read the whole joke |
325 |
0 |
| 6 |
Military jokes - 23578
- Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also,
you
little one in the back row with the red cap!"
...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 7 |
Military jokes - 23579
- -
When the general comes, report to me
immediately. The general doesn't
show. The sergeant get...Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
| 8 |
Military jokes - 23580
- A draftee went in for his physical wearing a
truss and with a little convincing acting got his p...Read the whole joke |
310 |
0 |
| 9 |
Military jokes - 23581
- Colin
Powell, once USA's highest ranking
military officer, (now Secretary of
State), loves to ...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
| 10 |
Military jokes - 23582
- Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a
barrel of potatos.
- In this day and age, the army shoul...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 11 |
Military jokes - 23583
- Sargeant Williams was the newest drill
instructor at AOCS, Aviation
Officer Candidate School and...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
| 12 |
Military jokes - 23584
- Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a
National Guard
base after a heavey snow strom. Well af...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
| 13 |
Military jokes - 23585
- Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in
common ?
A. Nothing, yet....Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
| 14 |
Military jokes - 23594
- Two paratrooper
recruits in a
plane:
- Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a...Read the whole joke |
213 |
0 |
| 15 |
Military jokes - 23570
- Q: How many British navy Officers does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it take...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 16 |
Military jokes - 23600
- While practicing autorotations during a
military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
| 17 |
Military jokes - 23599
- Following some duty overseas, the officers at
the Fort were
planning a welcome home party and da...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
| 18 |
Military jokes - 23598
- During camouflage training in Louisiana, a
private disguised as
a tree trunk had made a sudden m...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 19 |
Military jokes - 23597
- - Who likes music? - asks a
commander.
- Two soldiers step forward.
- All right. I bought a ...Read the whole joke |
312 |
0 |
| 20 |
Military jokes - 23596
- The
theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your
last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown.
You enacted so w...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
| 21 |
Military jokes - 23595
- Recruits were shocked at the language the
sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one ...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
| 22 |
Military jokes - 23588
- Q: What is the best Iraqi job ?
A:
Foreign Ambassador...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 23 |
Military jokes - 23589
- Q: "How many members of the coalition does it
take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: "We are not p...Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
| 24 |
Military jokes - 23590
- Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to
train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to te...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
| 25 |
Military jokes - 23587
- Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer
have in
common ?
A: They both want to know where ...Read the whole joke |
307 |
0 |
