| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Military jokes - 23559
- A Maintenance
Battalion in Germany had
just received a brand new Executive Officer, an
Armor M...Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
| 2 |
Military jokes - 23560
- I was an Air Force ICBM launch control
officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour aler...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
| 3 |
Military jokes - 23561
- A recruit examines the food served to him
in the batallion dining room.
- Do I have any choic...Read the whole joke |
269 |
0 |
| 4 |
Military jokes - 23562
- This is the difference between
a lousy
Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.
The lousy Golfer goes...Read the whole joke |
295 |
0 |
| 5 |
Military jokes - 23563
- Father Murphy walked
into a pub and said
to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to
hea...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 6 |
Military jokes - 23564
- A
soldier keeps a mug upside down and
tells the sergeant:
- I can't drink from this mug. It h...Read the whole joke |
324 |
0 |
| 7 |
Military jokes - 23565
- A general calls a colonel:
- Do you
have a couple of smart majors?
- Yes I do.
- Send the...Read the whole joke |
347 |
0 |
| 8 |
Military jokes - 23566
- Q: "What has
an IQ of 42?"
A: "40
Marines plus their lieutenant"...Read the whole joke |
317 |
0 |
| 9 |
Military jokes - 23567
- Q. "Why does the Navy put
Marines on
board ships?"
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 10 |
Military jokes - 23568
- Q. "Why do the commodes in
Marine
barracks have the cut-out type seats?"
A. "So that if the se...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
| 11 |
Military jokes - 23569
- The story goes that Air Force One was
over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Req...Read the whole joke |
324 |
0 |
| 12 |
Military jokes - 23570
- Q: How many British navy Officers does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it take...Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 13 |
Military jokes - 23571
- Q: how many
vietnam vets does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T T...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
| 14 |
Military jokes - 23572
- Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to ...Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
| 15 |
Military jokes - 23573
- Q: How many U.S
marines does it take to
screw in a light bulb ?
A: 50. One to screw in the ligh...Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
| 16 |
Military jokes - 23574
- Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers
does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: Look, for onl...Read the whole joke |
294 |
0 |
| 17 |
Military jokes - 23575
- Q: How many military information officers
does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: At the presen...Read the whole joke |
295 |
0 |
| 18 |
Military jokes - 23576
- During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly
soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first bat...Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
| 19 |
Military jokes - 23577
- A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
put down maximum
liberty. The skeleton crew didn't n...Read the whole joke |
327 |
0 |
| 20 |
Military jokes - 23578
- Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also,
you
little one in the back row with the red cap!"
...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 21 |
Military jokes - 23579
- -
When the general comes, report to me
immediately. The general doesn't
show. The sergeant get...Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
| 22 |
Military jokes - 23580
- A draftee went in for his physical wearing a
truss and with a little convincing acting got his p...Read the whole joke |
310 |
0 |
| 23 |
Military jokes - 23581
- Colin
Powell, once USA's highest ranking
military officer, (now Secretary of
State), loves to ...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
| 24 |
Military jokes - 23582
- Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a
barrel of potatos.
- In this day and age, the army shoul...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 25 |
Military jokes - 23583
- Sargeant Williams was the newest drill
instructor at AOCS, Aviation
Officer Candidate School and...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
