| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Teeth jokes - 16824
- Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth
your own?
Actor: Whose do you think they are?...Read the whole joke |
602 |
0 |
| 2 |
Teeth jokes - 16826
- What happened to the man who put his false
teeth in backwards?
He ate himself!...Read the whole joke |
713 |
0 |
| 3 |
Teeth jokes - 16827
- Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her
hands
when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth...Read the whole joke |
569 |
0 |
| 4 |
Teeth jokes - 16828
- A man coughed violently, and his false
teeth
shot across the room and smashed against the wall. ...Read the whole joke |
564 |
0 |
| 5 |
Teeth jokes - 25360
- What happened when the slave put his head into a
lions
mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
T...Read the whole joke |
299 |
0 |
| 6 |
Teeth jokes - 25359
- What do you get if you cross teeth
with
candy ?
Dental floss !...Read the whole joke |
290 |
0 |
| 7 |
Teeth jokes - 25356
- What game do you play if you don't take care of
your teeth?
Tooth (truth) or Consequences....Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
| 8 |
Teeth jokes - 25358
- Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they
come out at night....Read the whole joke |
284 |
0 |
| 9 |
Teeth jokes - 25357
- What helps keep your teeth
together?
Toothpaste....Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
| 10 |
Teeth jokes - 25317
- Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the
dentist pulls it out?
Because it goes right out of y...Read the whole joke |
527 |
0 |
| 11 |
Teeth jokes - 25315
- What did one tooth say to the other?
Get
your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight....Read the whole joke |
626 |
0 |
| 12 |
Teeth jokes - 25314
- What did the Abominable
Snowman do after he
had had his teeth pulled out?
He ate the dentist....Read the whole joke |
619 |
0 |
| 13 |
Teeth jokes - 25313
- Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose....Read the whole joke |
550 |
0 |
| 14 |
Telephone jokes - 25344
- The new office-boy came
into his boss's
office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone,
...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
| 15 |
Telephone jokes - 25343
- Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone
cut off?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!...Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 16 |
Telephone jokes - 25342
- Who was that on the phone, Fred?
Fred:
No one important. Just some man who said it was long dist...Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
| 17 |
Telephone jokes - 25341
- Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 18 |
Telephone jokes - 16829
- After my wife and her former best buddy,
another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that p...Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
| 19 |
Telephone jokes - 25346
- The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang
one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "T...Read the whole joke |
218 |
0 |
| 20 |
Telephone jokes - 16831
- What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-phone....Read the whole joke |
315 |
0 |
| 21 |
Telephone jokes - 16832
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone.
Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in t...Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
| 22 |
Telephone jokes - 25351
- How does a skeleton call her friends?
On
a telebone....Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 23 |
Telephone jokes - 25352
- What asks no question but demands an
answer?
A doorbell or a ringing telephone....Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 24 |
Telephone jokes - 25350
- Harry was madly in love with Betty, but
couldn't pluck up enough
courage to pop the question fac...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
| 25 |
Telephone jokes - 25349
- A man and a couple of
his friends had
just finished a round of golf at the country club and
th...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
