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1	Waiter jokes - 25826 - Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few t...Read the whole joke	268
2	Waiter jokes - 25825 - Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it....Read the whole joke	264
3	Waiter jokes - 25824 - Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals....Read the whole joke	242
4	Waiter jokes - 25823 - Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compo...Read the whole joke	388
5	Waiter jokes - 25822 - Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the f...Read the whole joke	291
6	Waiter jokes - 25821 - Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this foo...Read the whole joke	316
7	Waiter jokes - 25820 - Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?...Read the whole joke	317
8	Waiter jokes - 25819 - Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read....Read the whole joke	250
9	Waiter jokes - 25818 - Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business....Read the whole joke	281
10	Waiter jokes - 25817 - Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad w...Read the whole joke	282
11	Waiter jokes - 25816 - Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like...Read the whole joke	281
12	Waiter jokes - 25815 - Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the ...Read the whole joke	265
13	Waiter jokes - 25779 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin brea...Read the whole joke	593
14	Waiter jokes - 25790 - Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels i...Read the whole joke	588
15	Waiter jokes - 25789 - Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?...Read the whole joke	549
16	Waiter jokes - 25788 - Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream...Read the whole joke	528
17	Waiter jokes - 25787 - Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off....Read the whole joke	563
18	Waiter jokes - 25786 - Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!...Read the whole joke	529
19	Waiter jokes - 25785 - Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?...Read the whole joke	563
20	Waiter jokes - 25784 - Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them....Read the whole joke	559
21	Waiter jokes - 25783 - Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be...Read the whole joke	586
22	Waiter jokes - 25782 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear ...Read the whole joke	558
23	Waiter jokes - 25781 - Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other ...Read the whole joke	517
24	Waiter jokes - 25780 - Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle....Read the whole joke	580
25	Waiter jokes - 16858 - Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their...Read the whole joke	645

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