| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A new contraceptive
- Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees....Read the whole joke |
195 |
0 |
| 2 |
A new way to loose weight
- A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75...Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 3 |
A novel idea
- A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 4 |
A nun is walking down a deserted road when...
- A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist i...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 5 |
A penis study
- In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger ...Read the whole joke |
314 |
2.5 |
| 6 |
A policeman was patrolling near midnight...
- A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course. He drove ...Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
| 7 |
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...
- A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you tak...Read the whole joke |
181 |
0 |
| 8 |
A proper name
- While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intellige...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 9 |
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...
- A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant. She'...Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
| 10 |
A question for Bill Clinton
- A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest t...Read the whole joke |
334 |
0 |
| 11 |
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...
- A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of h...Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
| 12 |
A small boy walks into his mothers room...
- A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless."Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he s...Read the whole joke |
473 |
0 |
| 13 |
A small dissapointment
- Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can'...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
| 14 |
A tall woman met a midget at a party...
- A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted ...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
| 15 |
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...
- A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filli...Read the whole joke |
177 |
0 |
| 16 |
A truck driver breaks down and...
- A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He notices that the fi...Read the whole joke |
195 |
0 |
| 17 |
A vicious circle
- A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
| 18 |
A woman walks into her accountant's office and...
- A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accou...Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
| 19 |
A wonderful exercise
- A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50's, had a relatively minorheart attack, and while he was in ...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 20 |
A young girl had not been feeling well...
- A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began...Read the whole joke |
189 |
0 |
| 21 |
A young girl is speaking with her father...
- A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog....Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
| 22 |
A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...
- A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island. For twenty years he neve...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 23 |
A young lady had just visited her doctor...
- A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady ...Read the whole joke |
206 |
0 |
| 24 |
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
- A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if ...Read the whole joke |
205 |
0 |
| 25 |
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby...
- A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her do...Read the whole joke |
183 |
0.5 |
