Sex Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Happens all the time - A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back ...Read the whole joke	253
2	Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? - Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking....Read the whole joke	187
3	Have you heard about the new orgasm pill? - Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?It comes with a 16 inch ...Read the whole joke	193
4	Heated passions - Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth hole, th...Read the whole joke	262
5	Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire... - The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke	192
6	Household items - Back in the '70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around th...Read the whole joke	224
7	How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated? - How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows....Read the whole joke	192
8	How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much? - How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger ...Read the whole joke	203
9	How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex? - How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn....Read the whole joke	191
10	How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? - How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on...Read the whole joke	203
11	How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny? - How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels ...Read the whole joke	184
12	How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex? - How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace......Read the whole joke	209
13	How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? - How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper....Read the whole joke	318
14	How do you clean a condom? - How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!...Read the whole joke	214
15	How do you get Visual Aids? - How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye....Read the whole joke	216
16	How do you know when you have a serious overbite? - How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit....Read the whole joke	217
17	How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? - Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you....Read the whole joke	257
18	How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids? - How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you over, holds you down...Read the whole joke	225
19	How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat? - How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can't hear the st...Read the whole joke	192
20	How do you know you're leading a sad life? - How do you know you're leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."...Read the whole joke	274
21	How do you make love to a fat girl? - How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot....Read the whole joke	223
22	How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex? - How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up...Read the whole joke	212
23	How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out....Read the whole joke	195
24	How does a women hold her liquor? - How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears....Read the whole joke	208
25	How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex? - How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays de...Read the whole joke	207

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