Sex Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	There was a young girl called Anna... - There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy gave her a knock,So she ...Read the whole joke	128
2	There was a young man in the Air Force... - There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee. Thre...Read the whole joke	203
3	There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins... - There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says,...Read the whole joke	147
4	There were two people having sex in a car... - There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy thew the comdom out the windo...Read the whole joke	137
5	These two guys are car pooling home from work one day... - These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling along and they are ...Read the whole joke	147
6	These two sperm were swimming around... - These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm asks the other...Hey, are ...Read the whole joke	155
7	This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous... - This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked he...Read the whole joke	152
8	This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker... - This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We d...Read the whole joke	115
9	This is horny! - This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth....Read the whole joke	226
10	This man was having problems getting it up to have sex... - This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, so he went to the doctor f...Read the whole joke	121
11	This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop... - This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.An old guy is sitting in the p...Read the whole joke	243
12	This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal... - This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first tim...Read the whole joke	146
13	This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night... - This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know whatto do. He's fumbling around ...Read the whole joke	149
14	This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night... - This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies...Read the whole joke	105
15	Those clothes are very becoming on you - Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I ...Read the whole joke	148
16	Three altar boys are standing in the snow with... - Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their...Read the whole joke	100
17	Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be... - Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be cast off on a desert with. The first...Read the whole joke	208
18	Three guys are discussing women... - Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second...Read the whole joke	107
19	Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates... - Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish women were discus...Read the whole joke	126
20	Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench... - Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!Th...Read the whole joke	145
21	Together again - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarrie...Read the whole joke	221
22	Twice a day - This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having...Read the whole joke	225
23	Two bikers were talking at a bar... - Two bikers were talking at a bar."How's married life?" asks the first."It's fine," says the second."...Read the whole joke	158
24	Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together... - Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy ...Read the whole joke	180
25	Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting... - Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the wind...Read the whole joke	112

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