Yo Mama Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	yo mama so fat.. band.. - Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...Read the whole joke	151
2	yo mama so fat.. cereal - Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard....Read the whole joke	215
3	yo mama so fat.. cereal.. - Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish....Read the whole joke	176
4	yo mama so fat.. disease - Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 y...Read the whole joke	180
5	yo mama so fat.. drivers license - Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."...Read the whole joke	206
6	Yo mama so fat.. tripped - Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th....Read the whole joke	211
7	Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke	204
8	yo mama so old... tits - Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!...Read the whole joke	183
9	yo mama so stupid - Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone....Read the whole joke	182
10	yo mama so stupid.. . refund - Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!...Read the whole joke	192
11	yo mama so stupid.. juice - Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!...Read the whole joke	179
12	Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell.. - Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border....Read the whole joke	161
13	yo mama so ugly... blind.. - Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry....Read the whole joke	175
14	Yo mama's glasses so thick - Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's gla...Read the whole joke	2354
15	Yo mama's hair is so short - Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls ...Read the whole joke	851
16	Yo mama's head so large - Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar....Read the whole joke	2362
17	Yo mama's head so small - Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pier...Read the whole joke	174
18	Yo mama's house is so dirty - Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h...Read the whole joke	415
19	Yo mama's house is so small - Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama h...Read the whole joke	764
20	Yo mama's nose is so big - Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from...Read the whole joke	2507
21	yo mama's teeth - yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day"........Read the whole joke	217
22	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow - Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spit...Read the whole joke	249
23	Yo mamas so fat ... skittles - Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out...Read the whole joke	134
24	yo mamas so stupid...gumball - Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out....Read the whole joke	298
25	yo mamma is so ugly... onion - Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry....Read the whole joke	124

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