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1	Birthday jokes - Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	298
2	0 - "My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	257
3	0 - Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	272
4	0 - Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	248
5	0 - "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	314
6	0 - Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	252
7	0 - How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	331
8	0 - Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	255
9	0 - What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	244
10	0 - What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	237
11	0 - What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	300
12	0 - "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	223
13	0 - Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a V...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	250
14	0 - What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	245
15	0 - When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	258
16	0 - "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	275
17	0 - For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	351
18	0 - Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	272
19	0 - Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	267
20	0 - Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he n...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	267
21	0 - What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	312
22	0 - Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bott...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	265
23	0 - Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	295
24	0 - Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	237
25	0 - Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upsid...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	318