Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

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1	This fellow dies and goes to heaven... - This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: "Why are girls so pre...Read the whole joke	Relationships	142
2	My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday... - My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the do...Read the whole joke	Relationships	199
3	Miles Dobson was away from home on business... - Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him,...Read the whole joke	Relationships	189
4	On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob... - On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and t...Read the whole joke	Relationships	194
5	Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town... - Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. "How'rethangs with y'all, Pete?" one asked."Not ...Read the whole joke	Relationships	120
6	What was the first thing your husband said to you... - Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Whe...Read the whole joke	Relationships	208
7	Fulfilling a promise - A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home. Picking up the ...Read the whole joke	Relationships	247
8	Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? - Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it....Read the whole joke	Relationships	202
9	I used to not get on with my mother-in-law... - I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an att...Read the whole joke	Relationships	190
10	You're not going to believe this! - A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she ...Read the whole joke	Relationships	368
11	Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side... - Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband i...Read the whole joke	Relationships	196
12	A woman and her lover are on the bed... - A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front d...Read the whole joke	Relationships	226
13	A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond... - A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...Read the whole joke	Relationships	801
14	The most evil thing - "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for...Read the whole joke	Relationships	266
15	The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman... - The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how thi...Read the whole joke	Relationships	195
16	The wall clock - One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after...Read the whole joke	Relationships	241
17	Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today... - Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No th...Read the whole joke	Relationships	166
18	Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called... - Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that bar...Read the whole joke	Relationships	281
19	So at the funeral home, the widow instructs... - Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late hus...Read the whole joke	Relationships	201
20	A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... - A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step...Read the whole joke	Relationships	373
21	Paralyzed - A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke	Relationships	375
22	A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife... - A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...Read the whole joke	Relationships	3105
23	A guy from weather bureau - Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau....Read the whole joke	Relationships	314
24	A sad mourner - A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked o...Read the whole joke	Relationships	230
25	Who am I? - Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My hus...Read the whole joke	Relationships	153