| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A bad habit - I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t...Read the whole joke |
1291 |
1.34765625 |
| 2 |
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife... - A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...Read the whole joke |
3247 |
2.25 |
| 3 |
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed... - A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a...Read the whole joke |
815 |
1 |
| 4 |
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke |
828 |
2.5 |
| 5 |
A bored woman says to her husband... - A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and...Read the whole joke |
4616 |
0 |
| 6 |
A bum asks a man for $2... - A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ...Read the whole joke |
3310 |
0 |
| 7 |
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond... - A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...Read the whole joke |
1068 |
0 |
| 8 |
A caring husband - A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage....Read the whole joke |
811 |
1.5 |
| 9 |
A change of style - Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin...Read the whole joke |
849 |
0 |
| 10 |
A Change Of Vows - During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...Read the whole joke |
859 |
0 |
| 11 |
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed... - A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i...Read the whole joke |
3191 |
0 |
| 12 |
A chinese detective - A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detecti...Read the whole joke |
2780 |
0 |
| 13 |
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife... - A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think...Read the whole joke |
2977 |
2 |
| 14 |
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife... - A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...Read the whole joke |
3249 |
0 |
| 15 |
A couple came upon a wishing well... - A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi...Read the whole joke |
2974 |
0 |
| 16 |
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're... - A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...Read the whole joke |
774 |
0 |
| 17 |
A couple have not been getting along for years... - A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p...Read the whole joke |
831 |
1 |
| 18 |
A couple married forty years were revisiting the... - A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving...Read the whole joke |
676 |
0 |
| 19 |
A cure for atheism - A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him dow...Read the whole joke |
729 |
0 |
| 20 |
A different father - A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke |
3455 |
0 |
| 21 |
A fair deal - A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside....Read the whole joke |
3929 |
0 |
| 22 |
A fair offer - One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door. He was also quick t...Read the whole joke |
755 |
0.75 |
| 23 |
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day... - A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally t...Read the whole joke |
731 |
0 |
| 24 |
A farmer and his girlfriend... - A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf...Read the whole joke |
706 |
0 |
| 25 |
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night... - A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches ...Read the whole joke |
705 |
0 |